Monty Python could’ve made this.

Watch Japanese Music Videos. Guaranteed death by stupidity.

But only because he loves pie.

Wtf is it? It’s Mercury di-thiocyanate!

Mercury(II) thiocyanate (Hg(SCN)₂) is a chemical compound. It was formerly used in pyrotechnics for the long snake-like ash Pharaoh’s serpent that forms when a pellet of this compound, often with a small amount of a sugar such as glucose added to serve as supplemental fuel, is ignited. This is extremely dangerous because it produces poisonous mercury vapors.

‘Nuff said.

Proof:

Obama the Pirate

Arrrr!

Reminds me of jobez for some strange reason.