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This one’s for our younger audience. A lesson in masturbation

Today is Kevin Smith’s birthday. Kevin Smith is best known as the Silent Bob character in the aptly named ‘Jay and Silent Bob’ movies, as well as starring in the hit film ‘Dogma’.

Here’s a short version of the ‘Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back’ movie to give you a clue what it’s all about.

Better not mess with this woman.. she’ll snap your chopstick off in bed while you sleep…

Not Base Jumping.

Married men will recognize this one.. and wish they had a whoresbox too…

The long awaited creature building game Spore is pushing like a soon to be born child at the gigantic vagina that is EA Games (who challenge everything)…

They’ve released a free stand-alone module of the creature creator in the game as a demo (premium demos with the whole engine attached can be bought for a few quid extra)…

The internets went to work and this happened…

EDIT: Changed video. Someone pulled the original offline.

EDIT2: Maali found the original video that I posted. Thanks bud.

Definitely cool and NSFW…

Totally NSFW, but still extremely funny.

Sex-ed just got that much creepier