Need I say more…? I probably do.

Ray William Johnson has some cool vids for us to watch again.. and his balls.

And I’m off! Well.. not quite actually.

My little trip to Japan starts today with a flight from London Luton airport to the cold wastes of Shithole airport in Holland. I’ve got my clothes, my trusty laptop (thanks for letting me borrow it, Nelly. It’s an OK device to blog and fool around on) and my iPod Touch with all the maps and info I could ever want. I’ve also converted a movie for along the way – Sherlock Holmes. I’ll be doing a review on the flick if I have the time while waiting at the airport.

I hope to have a smooth ride today, but you never know. I believe a mistake was made on my ticket so I’m going to try and resolve it before I depart. You never know what the prices are these days and I’m not made of gold.

And so, my day today will look pretty much like this:

Home -> Call Easyjet at 8.. plenty of time for breakfast -> Bank -> Library, Print out ticket (srsly, who needs a printer these days?) -> Home -> Kiss wife and cat goodbye and leave with the 12:41 train to Waterloo.

From there it’s a mild train ride to Luton airport and then off to Amsterdam with Easyjet. I’ll have just enough cash to make it to my sister’s front door where a warm couch and [perhaps] a strong joint are waiting for me. In the meanwhile, while I’m running around, here’s some Aircrash Investigations for you. Cheery, aren’t I.

Updates:

• Sorted out my luggage problem with a nice lady from the EasyJet desk. Now all I have to do is print out the ticket at the library and make sure i don’t OD on coffee…

By now Ray William Johnson needs no introduction…

The cat in this Thai commercial is.. big.