Comments on: Plymouth: Some Observations http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/ The darkest, coldest place on the interwebs Mon, 26 Jul 2010 18:42:44 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc By: Rth http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-216 Rth Tue, 22 Dec 2009 18:13:25 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-216 bastards. bastards.

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]]> By: sn0r http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-194 sn0r Tue, 08 Dec 2009 07:13:07 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-194 Now now, children.. kiss and make up plz ;) It's all in good fun here. Now now, children.. kiss and make up plz ;)

It’s all in good fun here.

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]]> By: unkle http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-186 unkle Sun, 29 Nov 2009 13:04:01 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-186 <blockquote cite="comment-169"> <strong><a href="#comment-169" rel="nofollow">Azrael616</a></strong>: But does that give you the right to be so vitriolic here?</blockquote> Yeah it does, if you cant take it dont dish it, does the author of this 'entry' have any right to be vitriolic to the people in her article? And I quote: ‘19:19 – Oh. My. God. A ‘woman’ [I use the term loosely] whose blubbery belly hangs below her fucking pelvis. I’m feeling rather nauseous now. Thank god I didn’t choose the pork.’ AND THEN the author has the cheek to say this "Anyway there’s being a bastard and then there’s being a bastard for the sake of it, which isn’t actually necessary." look lady, you write an article that makes you out to be a complete and utter smarmy bitch sitting in an all you can eat chinese restaurant giving your own personal critique on people eating there with some quite unpolite comments such as: ‘19:24 – A double-whammy of misshapenness! A gentleman with a bottom lip fatter than Jamie Oliver’s AND an impressive underbite” ‘19:12 – A young girl that looks rather unfortunately for her, like Martin Clunes. I believe this is something known as foetal alcohol syndrome.’ And then you have the FUCKING CHEEK to say I have NO GOD GIVEN RIGHT to be a bastard myself? Jog on. (oh I apologise for the comment about food poisoning it wasnt nice of me to say that)

Azrael616: But does that give you the right to be so vitriolic here?

Yeah it does, if you cant take it dont dish it, does the author of this ‘entry’ have any right to be vitriolic to the people in her article? And I quote:

‘19:19 – Oh. My. God. A ‘woman’ [I use the term loosely] whose blubbery belly hangs below her fucking pelvis. I’m feeling rather nauseous now. Thank god I didn’t choose the pork.’

AND THEN the author has the cheek to say this “Anyway there’s being a bastard and then there’s being a bastard for the sake of it, which isn’t actually necessary.” look lady, you write an article that makes you out to be a complete and utter smarmy bitch sitting in an all you can eat chinese restaurant giving your own personal critique on people eating there with some quite unpolite comments such as:

‘19:24 – A double-whammy of misshapenness! A gentleman with a bottom lip fatter than Jamie Oliver’s AND an impressive underbite”

‘19:12 – A young girl that looks rather unfortunately for her, like Martin Clunes. I believe this is something known as foetal alcohol syndrome.’

And then you have the FUCKING CHEEK to say I have NO GOD GIVEN RIGHT to be a bastard myself?

Jog on.

(oh I apologise for the comment about food poisoning it wasnt nice of me to say that)

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]]> By: sn0r http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-185 sn0r Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:13:33 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-185 Well.. don't despair.. I met Ged by fighting on IRC with her for a month or two... im sure you guys will get on like a maison en flambe. Well.. don’t despair.. I met Ged by fighting on IRC with her for a month or two… im sure you guys will get on like a maison en flambe.

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]]> By: Moonpocket http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-171 Moonpocket Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:30:29 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-171 Well not really. Didn't press my buttons but it certainly pissed off whoever Azrael is... Anyway there's being a bastard and then there's being a bastard for the sake of it, which isn't actually necessary. Well not really. Didn’t press my buttons but it certainly pissed off whoever Azrael is… Anyway there’s being a bastard and then there’s being a bastard for the sake of it, which isn’t actually necessary.

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]]> By: sn0r http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-170 sn0r Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:13:09 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-170 Hehe. You can see why unkle won the 'Bastard of the Year' award this year. He's good at pressing buttons obviously :D Hehe. You can see why unkle won the ‘Bastard of the Year’ award this year. He’s good at pressing buttons obviously :D

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]]> By: Azrael616 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-169 Azrael616 Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:30:56 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-169 So Unkle, what's your beef? Having lived in Plymouth for 15 years, and spending about 10 of them trying to escape from that cesspit, I can assure you that Moonpocket's observational satire is spot on here. The same probably applies everywhere, certainly in any large town or city, and what Moonpocket is trying to say here is that these are the sort of stereotypes that can be found gathering around the tables of any 'eat-until-you're-stuffed-immobile' restaurants - I have witnessed very similar around here, too. Stereotypes like these have always been mocked and that won't change anytime soon. But does that give you the right to be so vitriolic here? I don't think so. Simple constructive criticism would have sufficed rather than trying to rip Moonpocket a new one. I enjoyed the article, it made me laugh, simply because I recognised similar people from my expeditions to such establishments here. All you did was to make yourself out to be a humorless, spiteful person and I am sure that was not your intent. If you didn't like the article, you could have ignored it and gone on to the next one... that's what I do... And btw, I, too, would be considered a 'stereotype'. I just happen to be a bald-headed, very heavily-tattooed guy who wears black all the time. I am sure there are many who would consider me a figure of fun, but quite honestly, such things don't bother me in the least.... So Unkle, what’s your beef?

Having lived in Plymouth for 15 years, and spending about 10 of them trying to escape from that cesspit, I can assure you that Moonpocket’s observational satire is spot on here. The same probably applies everywhere, certainly in any large town or city, and what Moonpocket is trying to say here is that these are the sort of stereotypes that can be found gathering around the tables of any ‘eat-until-you’re-stuffed-immobile’ restaurants – I have witnessed very similar around here, too. Stereotypes like these have always been mocked and that won’t change anytime soon.

But does that give you the right to be so vitriolic here? I don’t think so. Simple constructive criticism would have sufficed rather than trying to rip Moonpocket a new one. I enjoyed the article, it made me laugh, simply because I recognised similar people from my expeditions to such establishments here. All you did was to make yourself out to be a humorless, spiteful person and I am sure that was not your intent. If you didn’t like the article, you could have ignored it and gone on to the next one… that’s what I do…

And btw, I, too, would be considered a ‘stereotype’. I just happen to be a bald-headed, very heavily-tattooed guy who wears black all the time. I am sure there are many who would consider me a figure of fun, but quite honestly, such things don’t bother me in the least….

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]]> By: Moonpocket http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-168 Moonpocket Sun, 15 Nov 2009 18:24:03 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-168 Darling, I'm Plymouth born and bred. If anyone is best-placed to make insincere mockery of these people then I think I'm pretty well qualified. I have no idea what's rattled your cage. Darling, I’m Plymouth born and bred. If anyone is best-placed to make insincere mockery of these people then I think I’m pretty well qualified. I have no idea what’s rattled your cage.

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]]> By: unkle http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-167 unkle Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:28:50 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-167 Shit blog entry, trying to be clever and smug but failing miserably. Hiding your lack of writing skills and originality with insults to people minding their own business is pretty poor. If you were stupid enough to go to Plymouth thinking it was a place of high society full of intellectuals and wonderfully creative people the last place you would encounter them is at an all you can eat Chinese buffet which would appeal to people a bit more working class and less educated than yourself. Sorry about your food poisoning, Karma's a bitch isnt it? :) Shit blog entry, trying to be clever and smug but failing miserably. Hiding your lack of writing skills and originality with insults to people minding their own business is pretty poor. If you were stupid enough to go to Plymouth thinking it was a place of high society full of intellectuals and wonderfully creative people the last place you would encounter them is at an all you can eat Chinese buffet which would appeal to people a bit more working class and less educated than yourself.

Sorry about your food poisoning, Karma’s a bitch isnt it? :)

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]]> By: FluffyNuts http://www.3nglish.co.uk/2009/08/plymouth-some-observations/comment-page-1/#comment-51 FluffyNuts Sat, 22 Aug 2009 10:57:29 +0000 http://www.3nglish.co.uk/?p=502#comment-51 you are so talented. what's best is that you use big, intelligent words which make it even more funnier. my absolute favourite line ... " It was much like a Serengeti watering-hole but with more blubber and less intelligence" you had my laughing in hysterics..honestly you're brilliant .... btw i know what you're doing next year ;) you are so talented.
what’s best is that you use big, intelligent words which make it even more funnier.
my absolute favourite line …
” It was much like a Serengeti watering-hole but with more blubber and less intelligence”

you had my laughing in hysterics..honestly you’re brilliant
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btw i know what you’re doing next year ;)

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