Here’s Jon Stewarts attempt at a puppet show.. brilliant

Joe Rogan’s take on the story of Noah’s ark…

Today one of the best comedians in the entire universe popped his clogs and we will miss him sorely. George Carlin was 71 years old when he died in California.

He won four Grammy Awards, including one for his 1972 comedy recording “FM & AM,” in which he combined his older, more conventional material that entertained audiences in the 1950s and 60s, with his new, edgier and more controversial style.

Gray-bearded and often dressed in black casual attire, Carlin frequently admitted to drug use and shocked 1970s audiences with his hit “Seven Words That Can Never Be Said on Television.”

(source: AFP)

We at 3nglish.co.uk will miss his biting humor and sarcasm. Godspeed, George.

This brutal video was captured during boot camp training.

Holy crap that girl got the devil in her!

Hi lads, lasses,

You may have noticed something wrong with the site the last few days. Since I left my job I’ve been working hard on getting the new website template up and I accidentally uploaded half of it. I’ve rolled back to the original now and I’m hoping to have the new site ready by next week and tested by the week after..

There will be a host of new features available such as:

• A new imageboard to post your images in
• A new IRC section with all your quotes and a howto for the noobs
• A Cafepress shop you’ll be able to buy 3nglish.co.uk mugs and t-shirts off.
• All new blog posting
• Integrated logins for the whole shebang.

Hope you’ll be happy with the result

Regs,

bouz.

The long awaited creature building game Spore is pushing like a soon to be born child at the gigantic vagina that is EA Games (who challenge everything)…

They’ve released a free stand-alone module of the creature creator in the game as a demo (premium demos with the whole engine attached can be bought for a few quid extra)…

The internets went to work and this happened…

EDIT: Changed video. Someone pulled the original offline.

EDIT2: Maali found the original video that I posted. Thanks bud.

Cashiers at a Tesco refused to sell a woman barbecue sauce –because she did not have any ID.

Barbecue sauce madame? Do you have any ID?

Claire Birchell, 25, was told she could not buy the Jack Daniel’s sauce because it contains 2 per cent alcohol and she could not prove she was old enough to buy it.

Staff even refused to sell the bottle to her brother-in-law, Philip Dover, 27, who was with her at the time and did have ID, because they said he would just give it to her.

Miss Birchell had been hoping to stock up on the sauce while she was visiting her parents in Flitwick, near Bedford, as the shops near her home in Liverpool do not sell it.

So she was astonished to be told she could not buy the condiment because it contains a small amount of whiskey.

Mr Dover said: ‘We just could not believe it. It’s not as if we were going to go and sit down the park drinking it.

‘Claire lives in Liverpool and she can’t buy the sauce up there so she was really
disappointed she couldn’t get it in Flitwick. It just seems crazy over a sauce.’

Mr Dover added that he had gone back to the store a few days later and bought a bottle of the sauce without any problem.

It is not the first time Tesco staff have been accused of being overly-strict in policing sales to minors.

Last month the store stopped selling alcohol to parents if they were with their children in case they passed it on to them.

This meant many shoppers who took their children on their weekly shop found they were denied the beer and wine in their trolley.

At the time Tesco defended the move saying they preferred staff to ‘err on the side of caution’.

Supermarkets have become increasingly strict over the selling of alcohol as the Government has imposed tougher rules and penalties.

Any shop caught selling drink to under-18s three times in three months faces a £10,000 fine.

Source: www.dailymail.co.uk

Here’s the most complex crop circle ever discovered in British fields.

Amazing stuff.. especially considering it’s a mathematical representation of the first 10 digits of the irrational number pi.

I wonder which nutter from teh internets came up with that one

Read the whole article here.

Candy design gone horribly wrong!