This story was in the Telegraph today. The headline caught my eye right away and made me laugh so hard I busted not just a nut but a whole palm tree as well.

Today’s Idiots are Polygamists. There’s one in particular who qualifies because of the severity of his disabling stupidity.

The headline reads: ‘11 wives and I’m not happy’.

I will quote:

An Ethiopian man who has 77 children by 11 wives has urged others not to get married and has taken to dispensing advice on family planning to his neighbours.

Ayattu Nure, 56, says he used to be a wealthy man and married out of a desire to share his money around but claims he is now penniless because of the competing demands of his brood.

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“I want my children to be farmers but I have no land, I want them to go to school but I have no money,” he says.

I can’t go on. I’m laughing so hard it hurts.

Good thing he doesn’t live in England though. Not only would he be allowed to keep his 11 wives, but we’d have to pay welfare for all his 77 children (which used to be 100, but 23 died). I’m sure a lot of single slag mothers out there should learn the same lesson Mr. Nure’s had to. Your vagina is not a clown car and your husband should be shot if he proposes to another girl.

So in short: polygamists are the complete and utter retarded idiots of the day.

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