Wired has, in it’s infinite wisdom, put up some stat sheets about 9 celebs, not entirely unlike those “playing cards” that sn0r made ages ago (this one still being my favourite). One of them is of a fellow that has been mentioned on this site before:

Richard Dawkins

22th-Level Evolutionary Biologist
Lawful Neutral Human
Strength: 12
Dexterity: 13
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 18
Wisdom: 22
Charisma: 25
Special Abilities: Spell Resistance Infinite (because magic is not real).
All Cleric-Priest within 60 feet gain 2 negate levels due to logical paradox.
Special Equipment: Spectacles of Trueseeing (always sees things as they really are).

Mkay. See the rest right here. If you can come up with other ones, dump ‘em in the comments.

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