Posted on: Feb 03 2008
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After catting, grepping, counting, editing, cutting and dumping I’ve come up with the top 10 Soviet Russia jokes made on our IRC channel. I tried to roughly count the number of people who laughed at the joke at the time.. and of course I omitted myself.
Let the lulz commence!
#English’s Top 10 Soviet Russia Jokes:
10. <zanfr> in soviet russia MSN adds u :p
9. <[dille]> in soviet russia, the channel joins YOU.
8. <dang`r`us> in soviet russia, dead horse beats YOU!
7. <Lanch^trn> in soviet russia servers mirror you!
6. <[dille]> in soviet russia… the piss takes YOU!
5. <harv> in soviet russia, wisdom teeth pull you ;]
4. <MatC> in soviet russia, the “in the soviet russia” jokes are about you
3. <jobez> in soviet russia britney leaves you alone
2. <unkle> osi, in soviet russia, america blames YOU!
And lastly.. the winner is..
1. <Lanch^trn> in soviet russia Dallas does Debbie
Well done, Lanch 
You’re our number one Soviet Russia expert.
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Quote 3 of 17: In dust we trust.
citroen drivers say “in rust we trust”
pie-eaters say “in crust we trust”
sexually active ppl say “in lust we trust”
Bra Fitters say “In Bust We Trust”
reliable ppl say “in trust we trust”
jet pilots say “in thrust we trust”
i thought thats also what sexually addictive people said;p
mick: no, those say “in lust we trust”
the 2girls1cup webmaster says: “in disgust I trust”
those who don’t believe in liberalism say “in must we trust”
like: the carpenters say: “in sawdust we trust”
stormchasers say: “in gust we trust”
tweakers say “in adjust we trust”
ppl who don’t like the word “only” say “in just we trust”
sea captains keeping their ships steady say “in ballast we trust”
(that was a long time ago)
[@dogbert] Quote 3 of 17: [[dille]] In dust we trust.
[+Wonderi] citroen drivers say “in rust we trust”
[+[dille]] pie-eaters say “in crust we trust”
[+Wonderi] sexually active ppl say “in lust we trust”
[+MickBear] Bra Fitters say “In Bust We Trust”
[+Wonderi] reliable ppl say “in trust we trust”
[+[dille]] jet pilots say “in thrust we trust”
[+MickBear] i thought thats also what sexually addictive people said;p
[+[dille]] mick: no, those say “in lust we trust”
[+[dille]] the 2girls1cup webmaster says: “in disgust I trust”
[+Wonderi] those who don’t believe in liberalism say “in must we trust”
[+[dille]] like: the carpenters say: “in sawdust we trust”
[+[dille]] stormchasers say: “in gust we trust”
[+[dille]] tweakers say “in adjust we trust”
[+Wonderi] ppl who don’t like the word “only” say “in just we trust”
[+Wonderi] sea captains keeping their ships steady say “in ballast we trust”