Yes, the main stream media has picked up on the Anonymous hackers story. As per good 3nglish tradition we’re posting a bunch of the reports from different news media across the world.. for a laugh. I believe the word is ‘Schadenfreude‘.

1) Sky News

First up today: Sky News. Also known as The ‘Fox News’ of the UK. They focus on the facts, though the interviewer seems focussed on getting a denouncement of Anonymous tactics out of the ‘expert’ at the end.

2) Fox

And next up: Hatemongering Conservative TV at its best. As we have come to expect from FOX News, they’re all over it with biassed, fear inducing reports. Here’s the vid.

3) NBC

NBC isn’t as bad as the previous ones. They seem to be focussed on getting the story out there.

And that’s all for our little Chantology report for today. All hail Xenu.

Here’s the Dramatic Chipmunk’s closest relative: The OMG-Lemur.

What the world would look like if it was up to lawyers.

A black version of Jackass. And much funnier to boot.

We all know them. People that are too stuck up to realise they’re being annoying gits at work.

Here’s how to deal with them. Solid advice.

This guy’s been absolutely everywhere. And he’s danced there.

After quite some while we have a new one for you. This one’s named Nick Thune.

[Edit: a new Featured Comedian, that is. We forgot to give Jon Lajoie one due to the many changes going on. Our bad.]

He’s been around a while, and like Jon Lajoie his one or two man sketches are brilliantly executed.

His autobiography states:

I am a stand-up comedian. You can see me at the Hollywood Improv, The Laugh Factory, terrible coffee houses or bars, and other places around the country depending on my schedule. In the winter of 2006 I was invited to perform at the HBO Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen, Co. Soon after Comedy Central asked me make some short films and shoot a stand-up special (special will be airing in 2007).

He’s due to perform on Comedy Central in his own ‘Comedy Central Presents’ for the first time soon and has had some minor movie roles in Unaccompanied Minors, Knocked Up, License to Wed, and Spring Breakdown.

Enjoy.

Everyone’s saying it. So are these presidential monkey hopefuls.

Won’t damage your clothes. Honestly.

You know you would have wanted it if you had been alive during the 70s.